3 Movies To Watch At Your Grandma’s 90th Birthday Party!

Grotesque

Yap. The Tagline tell the truth. Saw and Hostel is piece of cake compared to this pure torture porn. There’s no story here. Its just some random people getting kidnapped, being accidentally aroused by a very grumpy doctor, and mutilated slowly and beautifully. The effect is very good. Those sickos Japanese really leveling up a notch since the guinea pig era. Especially the scene when the girl’s nipple being chop off by a scissors. Its just a shame when the filmmaker didn’t show us the testicles of the guy after being pounds by a lot of big nails. I know, I know, Grotesque isn’t easy to watch, but trust me, by the time the movie is over, your grandma will be standing from her old wood chair and clapping her hand for the biggest and greatest entertainment that she ever watched in her whole life.

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Salo, or 120 Days of Sodom

Salo is directed by Pier Paolo Pasolini. The crazy Italian who hates human and killed after finishing this movie. Its about Mussolini’s co-workers secret project. They rounded up or kidnap bunch of teenagers, boys and girls, subject them to four months of extreme violence, sadism, sexual and mental torture. I’m going to write a full review of this movie, probably, someday, because, Salo really its a good movie. The film is a very dark and satire take for exploring the themes of political corruption, abuse of power, sadism, perversion, sexuality, and fascism. Why your grandma would love this movie? Well, there’s a scene where some random boy tongue being cut. There’s a scene where somebody’s eye being poke out. Oh, and I almost forgot. You know that in a lot of western movies, everybody was saying Indian(The native American, not the Shyamalan”s) is always scalping people’s head and we never saw how they really did it, only the corpse afterwards(except probably in the Last of the Mohicans)? It is here in Salo! Finally!

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A Serbian Film

Where should I start? That this is the only movie I’ve ever watched(trust me again, I’ve seen a lot of shit) that graphically shows us how a father sodomize his own kid? That this is the only movie I’ve ever watched that show us how a man rape a NEWBORN child? That this is the only movie I’ve ever watched that show us how a woman without any teeth giving the main character a blow job? or That A Serbian film’s probably the only modern torture porn that doesn’t contain any STUPIDITY in its plot because actually it is brilliant and realistic? After all those hype that I’m telling you, come on, what’s not to like about A Serbian film? How come your old grandma would not wanna watch this movie? A pleasant birthday party is a guarantee after the screening of A Serbian Film.

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2 responses to “3 Movies To Watch At Your Grandma’s 90th Birthday Party!

  1. atothewr

    How about I Spit on your Grave – the original? That should make grandma so happy.

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